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Polish Divorce
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>A Polish man moved to the USA and married
>an American girl.
>Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
>One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
>arrange a divorce for him.
>The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
>And asked him the following questions:
>Have you any grounds?
>Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
>No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
>It made of concrete.
>I don't think you understand.
>
>Does either of you have a real grudge?
>No, we have carport, and not need one.
>I mean what are your relations like?
>All my relations still in Poland .
>Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
>We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
>Does your wife beat you up?
>No, I always up before her.
>Is your wife a nagger?
>No, she white.
>Why do you want this divorce?
>She going to kill me.
>What makes you think that?
>I got proof.
>What kind of proof?
>She going to poison me.
>She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
>I can read, and it say:
>Polish Remover.
--- Charlie B
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Re: Polish Divorce
HAHAHA!!!
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Re: Polish Divorce
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Good one!
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Oct/11/2010, 3:04 pm
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